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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 6570 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
