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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 7321 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 9260 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.