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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2426 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
