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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 8972 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3925 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
