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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 8823 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
