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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 8645 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
