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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4054 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 623 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
