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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 3864 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 69 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
