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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6354 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 95 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
