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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1302 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 156 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
