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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 8110 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
