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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 9238 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
