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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5372 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.