so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.

like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.

oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances: 5 Magic Items Found: 1420
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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