so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.

like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.

oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
Holy Grails Found: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4447
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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