DutchCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Animals Bred:	189
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	284473	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	73
Divine Spears Created:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3851	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	428
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Crops Grown:	2208
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Animals Bred:	78	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magic Items Found:	3614
Players Killed by Monsters:	6963	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Votes:	7409	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Ores Mined:	5779	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

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oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Love Letters Sent:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Players:	108/300	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4