🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 9607 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8912 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.
Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!