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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7881 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.
Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!