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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5911 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.
Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!