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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 6268 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 305648 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.
Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!