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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 7088 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 944424 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.
Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!