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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 525 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.
Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!