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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7455 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 |
LOL, so like imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are actually the children of dumb parents. Like, they do the most ridiculous things and we just have to deal with it in game. It’s like a survival challenge within a survival challenge, you feel me?
So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.
Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!
