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Players:	107/800	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Magic Items Found:	4568	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	299	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	3174	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchantments Applied:	299
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4537	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1173	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7043
Farms Harvested:	250	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	136
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Buildings Constructed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	9

pokeleague.net

PotionMc

LifeSteal

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

play.potionmc.xyz

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

play.arefy.net