DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Alien Abductions:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Votes:	8570	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Void Gems Collected:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
New Chunks Explored:	941719	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magic Items Found:	5961	Chimeras Created:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Votes:	1286
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	595

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Enchantments Applied:	207	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	675
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Items Found:	1820	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Potions Brewed:	167	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Animals Bred:	60
Divine Spears Created:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	232
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Votes:	807	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Void Armor Forged:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Animals Bred:	126	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	615584

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	130

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co