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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Animals Bred:	113	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

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MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	2121	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crops Grown:	2903	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Votes:	9414
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6804
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	1000
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2944	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com