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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

BumbleCraft

Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Towns Built:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

We’re a gaming community, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community to feel safe in a fun and interactive community. Allowing people to express and feel themselves. Our goal is to create an environment where everyone feels included, respected and safe. We hope you’ll join us on the journey to create the number one inclusive community.

ms.bumblecraft.net

VentureLand RPG

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2187	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Love Letters Sent:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

mc2.ventureland.net

BlzeSteal

Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

play.blzesteal.net

Azalea Realms

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

join.azalearealms.com

Mundo PixelNet

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5707	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

play.mundopixelnet.com

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dimension Hops:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Star Shards Collected:	126	Potions Brewed:	103
Emeralds Found:	1967	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Votes:	4767	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	86	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2953	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Towns Built:	7

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net