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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Dragons Tamed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

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GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Animals Bred:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Zombie Dances:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Runes Activated:	8

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Farms Harvested:	657	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	9868
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchantments Applied:	194

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ores Mined:	9454
Gods Slained:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	1241	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world