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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Potions Brewed:	157
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Star Shards Collected:	88	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magic Items Found:	4691
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Void Armor Forged:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9868	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Runes Activated:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Star Shards Collected:	295	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Crops Grown:	6860
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4952

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org