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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Animals Bred:	92
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	487871

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Votes:	8017	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4498
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Votes:	8717
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6088
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5250	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Villages Defended:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Items Found:	5882

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Potions Brewed:	172	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Enchantments Applied:	293	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Potions Brewed:	81	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

joyncraft.com

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Chimeras Created:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

bluefox.ink

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Towns Built:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8087	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dimension Hops:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

play.grizzlyprison.com

Horizons End

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to Horizon’s End!Horizon’s End is a custom coded space Minecraft server. Pilot your very own movable starship, take over entire sectors of space, avoid pirates, use hyperspace to explore the vast galaxy! The galaxy is a 200k x 200k space map, with 17 unique planets to visit. Our server has an active, growing community that is welcoming to all new players. Join a nation or create your own settlement, all with the goal of galactic domination. The possibilities are endless!IP: play.horizonsend.net Wiki: https://horizonsendmc.miraheze.org/wiki/

play.horizonsend.net

Kerotscraft Smp

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Welcome to Kerots Craft Minecraft Server, a world of boundless possibilities and creativity! Join our warm and inclusive community, where players skills can come together to share their love for the game. Explore custom features, build magnificent structures, embark on epic quests, and enjoy thrilling events. Fairness, respect, and camaraderie are our top priorities. Join us now and become part of our ever-growing family. Let your adventure begin!

play.kerotscraft.com:19111