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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

play.cwoare.nl

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

cherryland.club:25572

Faeberry

Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Farms Harvested:	874	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

faeberry.net

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Votes:	6358
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Towns Built:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dimension Hops:	9	Farms Harvested:	132
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Items Found:	4438

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Items Found:	1322
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Votes:	1954	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	7916

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	282
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Crops Grown:	5715	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160