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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

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Kencrafters Community Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

kencrafters.apexmc.co

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7400	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

astromine.net

boolets.net

Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Emeralds Found:	6908
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Votes:	2587	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

boolets.net

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Towns Built:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

rad.craftersland.net

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

173.233.143.198

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	930633	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Buildings Constructed:	48	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

GospelCraft.com

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Lonksmc.com

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Votes:	8321
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	955
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

play.forestblock.fun

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Holy Grails Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Items Found:	4305	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

librevoxel.lol

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1498
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5736
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

sfactions.com

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

GlacierCraft.apexmc.co

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

mc.rosesmp.com:25619

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Animals Bred:	51
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
New Chunks Explored:	207913	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

play.cidermc.com

HenrikoCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ores Mined:	1555	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

play.henrikomagnifico.com

Fast forward

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Amazehut is a more than 2-year old Minecraft server with a very friendly community. The server’s goal is to let everyone have fun while playing Minecraft. On Amazehut we have 4 gamemodes: Survival, Creative, KitPvP and Village Defense.Do you want to be Amazed and have fun while playing Minecraft? Join Amazehut now!

amazehut.minehut.gg