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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Votes:	958	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

chaoshub.net

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

play.solargn.net

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	305	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

mc.royalcraft.ro

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

play.cubedao.net

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

play.aureusmc.net

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	32
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Void Armor Forged:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

play.orioncraft.org

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magic Items Found:	1524	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

play.islandclash.com

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7895

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

anselmc.com

BoppleMC

Mini Games

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	270
New Chunks Explored:	669675	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

85.202.160.206:2252

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Magic Items Found:	4716	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1168	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Star Shards Collected:	245
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9582	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Secret Passages Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Votes:	3327
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Zombie Dances:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ores Mined:	4758
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun