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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

play.venture-mc.org

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	2846
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

play.withmayx.net

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

atlasbalkan.net

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

play.protectorscraft.us

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

mc.fragglecraft.com

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

play.realmofroyalty.net

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

135.148.122.149:25581

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Zombie Dances:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

astralclub.xyz

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

DownriverSMP.cc

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8606	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

helixia.mine.fun

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

play.blubbcity.se

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

play.huntermc.fun:25573

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Items Found:	1372	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1717	Astral Projections Made:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

play.TheGroveMC.net