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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3818
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Towns Built:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Star Shards Collected:	151	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Crops Grown:	9611	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

hexuscraft.net

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

play.minecraft.country

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

TrafoMC.net

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

PokeDigital.mc.gg

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magic Items Found:	1239	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

mso.atownyserver.com

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Items Found:	7892
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Falling into the Void:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

play.core-mc.net

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

mc.stride.gg

CrystalMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Buildings Constructed:	44	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

ms.crystalmc.org