DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Void Gems Collected:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Emeralds Found:	3712	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	403277
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	2092	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	67
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchantments Applied:	216	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Void Gems Collected:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gods Slained:	1

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Void Gems Collected:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Magic Items Found:	7195

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	182	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Items Found:	8052
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Secret Passages Found:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Zombie Dances:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Divine Spears Created:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5831	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Farms Harvested:	847
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat