Dumb Down English Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have a secret plan to take over the world one block at a time.

But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are dedicated to keeping the peace and ensuring that everyone has a good time. So come on down to our server and join in on the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	380
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Emeralds Found:	9794	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1195
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	New Chunks Explored:	483115
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Zombie Dances:	10
Runes Activated:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Ores Mined:	2919
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	3266	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	164
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Potions Brewed:	62

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Animals Bred:	179	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.