Dumb Down English Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have a secret plan to take over the world one block at a time.

But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are dedicated to keeping the peace and ensuring that everyone has a good time. So come on down to our server and join in on the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DutchMinePlayers

Economy, PvP, Roleplay

Dutch/Enlgish Server. GrandTheftAuto: Play around with friends, buy a house, get some guns, create a gang and become the number #1!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Sloworld

Economy, Pve Survival, PvP Survival

SloWorld is a server designed for all audiences, types of tastes or desires. We provide excellent expertise with the Survival Custom modality, which has various mechanics. We invite you to join now.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minecast

Adventure, Casual, Crates, Economy, Jobs, Land Claim, Quests, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Minecast, a Minecraft server that has risen from the depths of creativity to bring you an extraordinary experience! Founded in June 2022, we are back and better than ever, offering a captivating Survival RPG adventure that will leave you breathless.

Prepare yourself for an unparalleled journey filled with countless custom items and weapons, each designed to enhance your gameplay and push your limits. Unlock the mysteries hidden within our treasure-filled crates, where unimaginable rewards await the daring. Engage in heart-pounding boss fights, testing your skills and strategy as you face off against formidable adversaries.

But Minecast is not just about the thrilling gameplay; it’s about the community that makes it truly exceptional. If you’re looking for a great place to play Minecraft and meet new friends, Minecast is the perfect choice! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime! Join Minecast today and embark on a journey that will ignite your imagination, challenge your skills, and keep you coming back for more. Our gates are open, and we eagerly await your arrival.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2060
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AtomicRealm

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

AtomicRealm is a Friendly new Fractions server and it is not a pay 2 win server so it is always fair also we have a parkour which is very fun also we have a very good economy and and the staff will always be willing to help you remember atomicrealm.play-minecraft.net

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CatholicCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CatholicCraft, the best Catholic Minecraft server out there!

Why you should join:

You should join because currently, we are a small community of all types of Christians and non-Christians, not just Catholic-Christians! Over 1000 people across the globe have joined this server already in five months of being up. Don’t worry about not being a Catholic or a Christian; all types of people are allowed to join this server.

Now there is a disclaimer that has to be said. The server is a vanilla server but it does have plugins. The plugins that are on the server are to help it run lag free and also keep griefers/trollers from ruining a players experience by destroying one’s builds, trying to use inappropriate language, etc. We also have ranks for players who decide they want to donate to the CatholicCraft server to help keep it running, improve hardware, or to even go beyond just a survival server and maybe even transform it into a server with multiple game modes. Right now we are very limited with resources since our team is still very small.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2765	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Mathilda network

Survival

1.16.5 Minecraft Turkish Survival Server: play.mathildanetwork.com

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	183	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Shards of Sapphire

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

Play.SapphireMC.Space (for bedrock use port 10100) We are a blooming Minecraft server network Currently we only offer Freebuild as a complete experience

WE NOW SUPPORT BEDROCK CLIENTS! Follow the instructions in the image at the end of the gallery to link your java and bedrock accounts. It will save you frustration logging into your accounts from a different device every time you connect. A Java account is required to join on a Bedrock Client.

Features of Freebuild include; – Timed Flight Potion, Ease of Flight add-ons, Custom trade economy w/spawn shops, OP tools Features of the Sapphire Network Include; Discord w/ 2-way server chat channels, Bedrock Client Support, Upcoming 4hr game servers, Multi-Client support (V 1.9-1.19+), NO P2W on any of our server nodes!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DEC0DE

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DEC0DE SMP (Java) Pure Vanilla (No warps, kits, etc.) Land Claiming & Guilds (Custom made, more features coming!) 24/7 No Hacking/Griefing/Stealing Allowed!

How to join? mc.dec0de.xyz

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Adamantium security

action, Adventure, Chestshop

( JAVA -_- BEDROK )

World to have fun, create super crazy farms and whatever you want. Paid jobs, gifts, votes, cheted armor and many more things, have a great time and enjoy

(YOU DON’T HAVE MINECRAFT, COME TO THE STORE I’LL GIVE IT TO YOU)

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

GameYx

Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

Version 1.14.4

Awesome server to hangout with your friends and play minigames. =) The best server for you! =)

Awesome server to hangout with your friends and play minigames. =)

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Norsk.Vnlla.eu

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

We have recently started up the server again, this will be the same server that I ran in 2014/2016 as few plugins and extra things as possible. This is to get as clean minecraft as possible! Here you are guaranteed to get the best Survival experience. Norsk.vnlla.eu

Welcome inside!

New server

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8473	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The epic smp

Achievements, Roleplay, smp, Survival

let’s build a kingdom

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	239758	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FlowLands

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AssassinMC, Formally known as FlowLands

We have basic rules.

Don’t exploit, Don’t glitch, Don’t grieve, Keep your opinions to yourself, Be nice, Have fun, Have common sense, And more.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ACraft BedWars

Bedwars, Mini Games

Fun, custom style bedwars server. Play bedwars and collect different rarities of fun cosmetics. Collect them all to become the ultimate player.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Kingsranger smp

PvP, smp, Survival

Server IP: Kingsranger.aternos.me

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.