Dumb Down English Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have a secret plan to take over the world one block at a time.

But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are dedicated to keeping the peace and ensuring that everyone has a good time. So come on down to our server and join in on the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6322	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mines Excavated:	4427
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Void Gems Collected:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	2156
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	89	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Evolved Survival!Free Ranks! Player Shops, Economy Vanilla & Custom Biomes Public Farms! Land Claiming Custom Plugins

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.