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Are you tired of boring and vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky world where anything goes? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Emeralds Found:	7427
Crops Grown:	9150	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	356	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	299
Rainbows Spotted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	274807

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2880	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.