Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 194 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.
So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?
