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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8519 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Star Shards Collected: | 295 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 379 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?