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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 2944 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 127 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 69 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
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