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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 7823 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 172 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?