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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9909 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5576 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?