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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 8124 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
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