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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 220 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
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