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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 9700 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?