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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4562 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?