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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 4108 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Farms Harvested: | 666 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
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plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?